Maxim came up with a list of Man Rules... so we decided women need a set of rules of their own.
The Man Rules (according to Maxim):
- Never redo a high-five. If you mess it up, let it go.
- The "shotgun rule" is always in effect.
- If you're white, never leave the sticker on your New Era hat.
- Only call your girlfriend once a day.
- Never use the term love-making, except when you're trying to get laid.
- Men should never, in any way, feed each other.
- Never dis Chuck Norris.
The Woman Rules (according to listeners)
- Never wear a jean jacket with jeans.
- Never take your friend's last tampon.
- It's okay to borrow a razor, but not to use for your naughty parts.
- Never wear shorts or short skirts without shaving your legs.
- Don't date another friend's sloppy seconds...it was sloppy for a reason.
- It's sister before misters... always.
- In the presence of your mother-in-law, she always knows more than you, but only in her presence.
- You're forbidden to look hotter than your son's girlfriend.
- Never use the "C" word or the "P" word.
- If you plan on getting drunk, remember to wear your panties.
- Never use another woman's compact without asking.
- Put the brush down and walk away slowly, don't tease your bangs.
- Don't wear strappy sandals with crusty feet.
- Never share your panties with your friends, or purchase from Goodwill.
- Should never tell a man you love him first.
- And never sleep with a man on the first date.
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